bowlingforsoup:

hey could i have a ride

(via lubricates)

cibomatto:

i don’t remember this episode of spongebob 

(via nothingreallymakessense)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via meandtheplatypus)

(Source: searching-for-where-i-belong, via lubricates)

beben-eleben:

The race to the bathroom apparently.

(via meandtheplatypus)

moltres:

me tryin to look at your dick

(via nugget-lover)

trillow:

i love japen. im always watching animey and reading the mango

(via nugget-lover)

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

(via nugget-lover)

• girl reblogging photo of herself:lol bringing this back (:
• mike wazowski:put that thing back where it came from or so help me

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via meandtheplatypus)